1 00:00:04,137 --> 00:00:06,006 I'm starving. 2 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:07,741 Don't you have a photo shoot tomorrow? 3 00:00:07,807 --> 00:00:08,975 Stop eating. 4 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:11,111 I think it's her ass 5 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:12,912 It got bigger! 6 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:17,250 She's shaking. 7 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:21,321 My mom, her ass has always been huge. 8 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:22,589 How did this happen? 9 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:25,258 - Sports exercises. - I hear you talking about me. 10 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:28,294 This is insulting behavior on your part. 11 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:29,529 What are you talking about? 12 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:32,198 She said your ass is huge. 13 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:33,733 But you talked about your car. 14 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,102 You need to get some things out of your car. 15 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:38,805 I hate you all. 16 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:42,942 Welcome to my family. 17 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:44,544 Kim, look here. 18 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:45,979 I'm Kim Kardashian. 19 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:48,314 The princess has arrived. 20 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:49,849 I'm Chloe. 21 00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:51,885 My sisters say I'm a slut. 22 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:54,587 Who cares? Shut up, everyone. 23 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:56,322 But I always have their best interests at heart. 24 00:00:58,825 --> 00:00:59,659 I'm Courtney. 25 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,096 I am the oldest and most mature. 26 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:05,331 I think you should tighten the bikini top half 27 00:01:05,397 --> 00:01:07,267 Because your breasts look saggy. 28 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:09,102 I'm Kris Jenner. 29 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:10,270 Because I am the mother. 30 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:12,572 I'm Kim's mother and agent. 31 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:14,007 Well, it's your world, Kim. 32 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,141 I just live in it. 33 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:18,311 Say what you want, but I know what's best for my daughters. 34 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:19,379 And my husband. 35 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:20,980 I'm Bruce Jenner. 36 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:24,184 I am the weakest link in my family. 37 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:25,652 Sit down, Kendall! 38 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:26,686 to a specific degree. 39 00:01:27,053 --> 00:01:29,556 Bruce and I have Kendall and Kylie Jenner. 40 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:31,091 Little Kindle. 41 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:33,493 We'll have two cocktails with ice. 42 00:01:33,693 --> 00:01:34,694 Yes! 43 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,096 You don't have to be on the pole. 44 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:37,530 Oh my God! 45 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,899 6 kids and crazy parents. 46 00:01:39,999 --> 00:01:42,168 We're like a different modern-day Brady Bunch family. 47 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:43,636 Hey! 48 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:46,706 I wish I was adopted! 49 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:47,841 You are so evil. 50 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:49,976 You will carry a lot of burdens with us. 51 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:51,611 But it's like Louis Vuitton bags, 52 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:52,745 Always what you want. 53 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:54,714 Get off me, fat woman! 54 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:56,316 Okay, we're ready. 55 00:01:56,382 --> 00:01:57,884 No, you are here. 56 00:01:58,017 --> 00:01:59,119 Wind, guys. 57 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:00,220 Is this necessary? 58 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,521 Change your clothes, this is terrible! 59 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:03,089 No, that's not attractive. 60 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:04,424 Yes, keep going. 61 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,092 I want someone who makes me laugh. 62 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:07,227 Where is Kim? 63 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:08,495 Kim is always late. 64 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:09,529 I arrived. 65 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,731 - Stay away. - Stop. 66 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:13,733 -Are you jealous? - Stop! 67 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,734 Enough! 68 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:18,571 - That's it, we're done. - Great. 69 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,644 What are you planning today girls? 70 00:02:25,044 --> 00:02:26,613 Are you preparing for the party? 71 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,215 Bruce and I have been married for 16 years. 72 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:31,584 So we decided to have a little party tomorrow 73 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,887 At home and celebrating the anniversary. 74 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:35,522 Who will attend the party? 75 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:39,292 The Cranes, the Cockers, and the Mayles. 76 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:41,494 Will anyone ask me who I invited? 77 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:43,396 Do you have any friends other than mom's friends? 78 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:44,330 Yes. 79 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:47,934 It is impossible to do anything simple with my mother. 80 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:49,269 You want a huge party 81 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:52,972 And Bruce would rather do nothing Or just play golf. 82 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:54,774 Who did you invite, Bruce? 83 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:55,875 -No one. - Nobody? 84 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:58,144 My friends are just my family. 85 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:00,180 These are best friends. 86 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:02,115 We will never betray you. 87 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:04,384 "Welcome to Calabasas" 88 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:08,755 Kim, what are you doing? 89 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:11,691 I got a call from my assistant, Tyra Banks. 90 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:14,427 And they want you to appear on the Tyra Banks show. 91 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:16,829 - They want me to appear on "Tyra"? - Yes. 92 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:19,766 Tyra Banks asked me to appear on her show next week, 93 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,100 And I'm so excited. 94 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:23,236 God, this is great, I love Tyra. 95 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:25,004 I know, how cool would that be? 96 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:26,906 -There's one little problem. - What is it? 97 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:28,608 You need to talk about the tape. 98 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:31,411 One of the things Tyra would want... In talking about it 99 00:03:31,477 --> 00:03:32,879 It's a porn tape. 100 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:37,483 When I heard about Kim's tape, I wanted to kill her as her mother, 101 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:40,119 But as her agent, I knew I had a job to do, 102 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,455 And I just wanted to get over it. 103 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:44,524 I don't want to talk about it. 104 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:49,062 I know, but you can be honest, And tell your feelings and... 105 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:50,730 I don't know, should I just be honest? 106 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:51,931 Yes, you can do this. 107 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:55,134 This was with my lover A relationship that lasted 3 years 108 00:03:55,201 --> 00:03:56,436 Which I loved so much, 109 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:58,738 And what we did on our own time... 110 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:00,640 It's our own business, 111 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:03,142 We never thought it would be leaked. 112 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,211 I'll imitate Tyra. 113 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:07,847 And you will be Kim Kardashian. 114 00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:11,184 What do you do for a living? 115 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:12,819 Tell me. 116 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:17,824 I own a clothing store and I am a fashion designer. 117 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:20,692 Why did you make a pornographic recording? 118 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,997 Because I was feeling horny and wanted this. 119 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,002 "Ruiz Mawayan Fusion" 120 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:32,872 I'll have the Atlantic Zubaidi, thanks. 121 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,774 If you have any questions, my name is TJ. 122 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:35,875 -Just tell me. - Okay. 123 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,076 -We're Scott and Courtney. -Thank you. 124 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:38,244 - It was nice to meet you. -And you too. 125 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,647 Hey, toast, didn't you suggest a toast? 126 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,315 I forgot. 127 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,585 My boyfriend's name is Scott. 128 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:47,987 We were friends for a year 129 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:52,792 Then we started dating, and we've been together ever since. 130 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:54,360 Can I use my phone? 131 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:55,261 No. 132 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:56,529 Why? 133 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:59,032 - Let's see if someone has contacted you. - This is not what I'm looking for. 134 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:01,701 You have no missed calls, nothing, So what might... 135 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:03,803 -You want to know the time? It's 9:30. - No, that's not what I want. 136 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,638 - No, I want my phone back. - Why? 137 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:08,908 You always criticize me when I talk on my phone During dinner. 138 00:05:10,109 --> 00:05:13,012 Do you need to connect to your wireless server? For some reason? 139 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:16,382 You're clearly in an annoying mood. 140 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:17,350 Really? 141 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:18,685 At least your hair looks nice... 142 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,355 With locks that cost $5,000. 143 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:26,993 The chocolate soufflé will come right away. 144 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,995 - We want the bill. - Okay, I'll come back with it right away. 145 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,229 Thank you. 146 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:34,400 "Dash" 147 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:38,538 I run Dash with my two sisters, It is a high-end fashion store for women. 148 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:42,108 It's a place we go to meet and relax 149 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,577 We gossip to each other. 150 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:47,180 Honestly, I can't imagine Scott would do this. 151 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:50,516 I've never seen him act this way. 152 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:52,385 He was acting crazy. 153 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:53,686 I wish you were there. 154 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:55,588 When you asked me, “What is his zodiac sign?” 155 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:56,989 -His sign is Gemini? - Yes, but I guessed this. 156 00:05:57,056 --> 00:05:58,991 “Oh my God, Gemini,” I said. - Gemini! 157 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:00,693 "Double personality." 158 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,595 They're crazy, girl. 159 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:03,763 I was dating a Gemini man. 160 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,498 -I know. - Crazy. 161 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:06,699 Hello! 162 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:09,335 Look who came. 163 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:10,670 Hey girl. 164 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:11,971 Hello. 165 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:12,905 Hello, Chloe. 166 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:14,440 - Hello. - Hello. 167 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,442 Hey, can you come out? 168 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:17,543 - With me for a little while? - Won't you kiss me? 169 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:20,480 Will you be nice today? 170 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:21,681 Why wouldn't I be? 171 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,117 Your behavior surprised me. 172 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:26,285 This was not in your nature. 173 00:06:26,352 --> 00:06:30,123 She's never acted like this before, and I don't even know why. 174 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:32,058 I have strong doubts about Scott. 175 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,594 Because I knew he was cheating on Courtney. 176 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:38,297 Like her mother, I want to tell her, but I don't know how. 177 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,099 You are precious. 178 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,668 I love how quickly you two reconcile. 179 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,237 Love is the strangest thing. 180 00:06:44,303 --> 00:06:46,973 -You know, Chloe? - When it comes to breaking up, 181 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:48,641 This won't happen here. 182 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,148 What are you doing? 183 00:06:55,214 --> 00:06:56,949 Remembrance party at home today. 184 00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:58,651 With your wife? 185 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:01,220 - 16 years old. - Oh my God. 186 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:04,357 Do you know how a male lives? When he has little girls? 187 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,492 These little girls love their father, 188 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:11,531 Everything is great, and then they turn 12. 189 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:12,965 Do you know what happens then? 190 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,435 - What? - Your wife is reaching menopause. 191 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,138 See? This is the life of a male. 192 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,446 - Hello. - Hello, how are you? 193 00:07:26,512 --> 00:07:27,480 Fine, how are you? 194 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:28,381 I'm fine. 195 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,483 There's an anniversary party tonight, 196 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,118 -And we wanted some wine. - Okay. 197 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,453 Do you have something we can taste? 198 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:35,455 - Two bottles of white wine and two bottles of red wine. -You have an idea? Great. 199 00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:37,023 You can try them both to see what you prefer. 200 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:38,524 This is Tangent Venier. 201 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:41,861 "Vinier" is grape. 202 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,095 Okay. 203 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:48,901 I don't like this. 204 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,070 I don't know, it tastes like soap. 205 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,339 -Do you have any tequila? - Yes. 206 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:03,816 Hello guys. 207 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,785 Your hair looks elegant. 208 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:06,919 I described it... 209 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,621 I went to the barber shop, how are you? 210 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:12,158 My mom, Kourtney, and Kim aren't here. -Do we have an hour left? 211 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,594 If someone finds my mom, I'm trying to contact them. 212 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:16,429 Nobody answers. 213 00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:18,965 I don't think I've ever had whiskey. 214 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:22,602 Can I drink more? 215 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:23,669 Sure. 216 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:25,972 One thing leads to another... 217 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:27,206 Oh God. 218 00:08:27,273 --> 00:08:29,742 And sure enough, we found ourselves tasting 219 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:32,945 About 6 or 7 different drinks. 220 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:35,948 Happy love day. 221 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:43,589 - Thank you. - Thank you. 222 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:50,396 The party has already started 223 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:53,132 And Courtney and my mom aren't there. 224 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:57,537 “Happy 16th anniversary!” 225 00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:00,439 Chloe is going to kill us. 226 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:03,175 Okay. 227 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:05,344 Oh God. 228 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:07,079 - Where were you? - It's time. 229 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:08,614 We were late. 230 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:09,715 How many people are here? 231 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:11,551 -Are you drunk? - No. 232 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:13,886 She and Courtney are drunk. 233 00:09:13,953 --> 00:09:15,221 Just... 234 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,089 We came to fix the party. 235 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,691 Are you suitable for the party? 236 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,826 Let's attend to the party related matters. 237 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:24,664 We will go to entertain and welcome everyone. 238 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:25,898 But you look beautiful. 239 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:26,966 Come, hold my hand. 240 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,334 Do this, my love. 241 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,569 - Do it, short one. - Let's go. 242 00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:30,670 You are nice. 243 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:32,605 I will go and take care of them. 244 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:39,378 Whose voice do I hear? 245 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:41,547 The princess has arrived. 246 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,683 Nice dress, Kim. 247 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,284 This dress is amazing. 248 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:46,218 I saw him once, 249 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:48,487 I think I asked for it several months ago. 250 00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:49,488 Oh God. 251 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:50,957 If something happens to my dress, 252 00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:54,360 I'll choke her and hit her with a bat. 253 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:05,037 I'm talking to Robin Antin, She created Pussycat Dolls. 254 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,540 I have to show her the gift The one I got for my mom and Bruce, 255 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,808 Striptease pole. 256 00:10:08,874 --> 00:10:11,377 Ready? Down, 6, down, yeah. 257 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,212 Shake, then bite. 258 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,047 Down then up. 259 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:17,249 Excellent. 260 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:20,820 God, I tore this dress. 261 00:10:20,886 --> 00:10:22,421 - Chloe is going to kill me. - Oh my God. 262 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,757 Look what I can do, my friends. 263 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:27,093 Oh my God! 264 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:30,863 Oh my God! 265 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,465 You're a future Pussycat Dolls member, 266 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:33,432 - I assure you. - Let me see. 267 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,502 Oh my God! 268 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:37,770 - Oh my God! - Very good! 269 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,772 How did you learn to do this? 270 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:40,906 What's going on here? 271 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,341 Oh my God! 272 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,344 Kylie, I don't think this is appropriate. 273 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:47,013 Are you serious? 274 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:48,080 - Not funny. -It's amazing. 275 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,049 No, dad, stop! 276 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:51,283 I know. 277 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:52,318 We're going out! 278 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,020 Come on, let's go! 279 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:56,355 - Goodbye! - Goodbye! 280 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:58,691 Kourtney and Scott, stop kissing! 281 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:00,960 - Don't hate him. - That's nice, don't hate him. 282 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,963 People. 283 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:07,266 We are here to celebrate beautiful Rabat 284 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,101 Between Kris and Bruce Jenner. 285 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,638 I want to thank some of our old friends 286 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:15,508 And some of our new friends for being here today. 287 00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:17,576 I've been lucky in the last 16 years, 288 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:19,812 I love you so much and I love our family. 289 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,147 Let's continue for another 16 years. 290 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:26,218 Chris and I met on an arranged date. 291 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:29,488 I had recently divorced. 292 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:30,790 It was love at first sight. 293 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,358 We got married 5 months later. 294 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,026 This is our wedding day. 295 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:35,528 Then, 16 years ago. 296 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,196 This is Robert. 297 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:38,564 - On our wedding day. - This is today. 298 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,066 -I love you. -I love you too. 299 00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:42,368 Thanks guys. 300 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,969 Hey, my turn. 301 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,705 I want to say, 302 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:48,507 Thank God you had a vasectomy A few years ago. 303 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:57,450 What do you think about the difference between your ages? 304 00:11:57,516 --> 00:11:59,418 Because I know you... 305 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,354 -Younger than Courtney. - That's attractive. 306 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:04,490 Are you trying to push me towards Kylie or Kendall? 307 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,424 No. 308 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:06,659 -Is that what you're doing? - No. 309 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,626 - Amazing. - Stop. 310 00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:09,695 I don't know, I think it's the perfect time 311 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,630 To confront Scott about Kourtney. 312 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:14,400 What I'm saying is that Courtney is getting older 313 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:17,670 Where you're looking for something more serious. 314 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,438 You are not old 315 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:22,908 Suitable for marrying someone 316 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,176 Having children and... 317 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,711 I love her so much. 318 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:28,247 - "Courtney!" - No! 319 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,215 No, stop. 320 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,389 Kourtney is dating a guy named Scott. 321 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,725 For me, it's too small, 322 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:43,162 I can't imagine a man his age 323 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,664 He's settling into a life like this now. 324 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:48,267 I don't feel like he's his age... 325 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,169 He is not 22, but 24. 326 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,604 - Okay, 24. - Yes. 327 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:56,108 Well, 24, do you think he's ready? For a monogamous relationship? 328 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:01,881 I think if she thought that Scott... He might cheat on her, 329 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,783 You will get very angry. 330 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:05,451 I don't think Scott is cheating on me. 331 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,752 Chris, how do you say that? 332 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:09,388 If he did, that's between me and him. 333 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:14,360 This is not the time to doubt my love. 334 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:15,528 I'm watching you. 335 00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,763 What do you have to do with me and Kurt? 336 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,766 Being part of this family is not easy. I admit. 337 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,802 I want what's best for Courtney. 338 00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:25,171 Who will enter our family? 339 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:29,308 He must have a great personality. 340 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,977 We saw a lot of guys come and go. 341 00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:33,612 I hope you're watching me, 342 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:37,049 Because I would never do anything that would insult your daughter. 343 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,619 You are so cute. 344 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:43,823 I'm watching you. 345 00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,095 I don't want to talk about this anymore. 346 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,164 I feel like every time I talk about it, 347 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:55,167 Whenever it is mentioned... 348 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,002 Are you going to talk about the tape? 349 00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:00,339 I'm really afraid to share with Kim. On the Tyra Banks show, 350 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:03,042 Because it was her first television interview, 351 00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:05,711 And she will talk about the sex tape publicly. 352 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,881 I don't know, I'll be very honest. 353 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:09,815 I'm so nervous. 354 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,017 Don't be nervous, Kimmy! 355 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:15,154 Waiters serve drinks! 356 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,655 - Great. -Margarita, please. 357 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:19,491 Come on, good. 358 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,660 Okay, shake it. 359 00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,930 - Lift it. - Okay, my turn. 360 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:30,302 Shake it. 361 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,773 I don't think it's appropriate for you to be in the bar 362 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,542 While we were having the party. 363 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,378 My little girls make martinis? 364 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:42,181 I can't believe this is happening. 365 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:44,884 I think this party is over. 366 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,186 Thanks. 367 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,921 Come back soon. 368 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,157 I hope you enjoyed a good memory. 369 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,592 It was a wonderful memory. 370 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,094 - Happy for you and Bruce... - Thank you very much. 371 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,328 You two are still having sex. 372 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,797 Courtney's mad at me. 373 00:14:58,864 --> 00:14:59,765 What did you say? 374 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,967 Did you say, "I don't think you're 24"? 375 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:05,571 No, I said, “I think you're too young for me.” (Courtney) If... 376 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,540 You are so young...” 377 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:09,608 This is none of your business. 378 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,877 I don't think it's appropriate for you to say that. 379 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,679 Seriously, you... 380 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,181 You should stay away from other people's personal lives. 381 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,618 But in this family, things don't work that way. 382 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,855 It's our business to find out what's going on. 383 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:28,627 I know my mother is hiding something from us, and I will find out what it is. 384 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:29,528 What? 385 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:31,830 I'm not sure I can tell you. 386 00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:32,831 Talk. 387 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:33,832 What? 388 00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,034 Sissy's daughter... 389 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,502 Wait, who? 390 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:39,738 Cece's friend's daughter was dating Scott. 391 00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:43,342 -Are you serious? - Yes. 392 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,110 Cece was going to tell Courtney, 393 00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,780 But you went to Miami. 394 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,415 We didn't want to spoil the trip. 395 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:50,816 Are you trying to tell me? 396 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,118 That you got a call from Cece about Scott. 397 00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:54,353 And you didn't tell Courtney? 398 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,958 I can't believe my mom didn't tell any of us. 399 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,194 When Courtney finds out, she'll be angry. 400 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,302 "Park Avenue" 401 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:12,438 I'm in New York To appear on the Tyra Banks show. 402 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:16,375 I'm bringing my best friend, Brittney Gastineau. For support. 403 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,243 I love this dress, it's what I always wear. 404 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,378 I want to give it to her. 405 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,080 Did she say she wanted him? 406 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,448 No, just... 407 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:26,418 I don't want to fill the paragraph, so don't ask me 408 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,321 Questions I don't want to answer. 409 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,157 I'll be quick. 410 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,325 I like this. 411 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,427 I think you look very elegant. 412 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,362 This doesn't seem appropriate. 413 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,797 It's a daytime talk show. 414 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:39,898 This is perfect. 415 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,533 This wouldn't seem appropriate. 416 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,869 I think I should stay at the hotel. 417 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,704 Here, close the zipper and I'll catch you. 418 00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:47,706 He's stuck. 419 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,442 I feel this is good 420 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,411 But I don't want to be boring. 421 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,213 Do I bring my whole bag? 422 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:56,281 The whole garment bag? 423 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,583 I don't have a choice. 424 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,219 I feel very nervous. 425 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:04,423 This is my first interview in front of a live audience and a camera. 426 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,259 So I don't want to get nervous and say the wrong things. 427 00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:09,928 I want it to be perfect. 428 00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:12,664 Will Tyra come and meet me before I leave? 429 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:15,000 I don't think so. 430 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,203 I want the Tyra Banks thing to end so badly. 431 00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:21,707 I want to snap my fingers and end the interview. 432 00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:23,509 5 minutes left, people. 433 00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:24,943 5 minutes left until start. 434 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:26,845 And I have to cut this patch. 435 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:27,813 I wish I had time. 436 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,715 I feel terrible that I won't be ready in time appropriate. 437 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:30,983 Kim, can we start walking? 438 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,451 We'll put the microphone down for you, okay? 439 00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,220 I wish my sisters were here. 440 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,263 - Hello, mom. - Hello, mom. 441 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:45,197 Can you go out? 442 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,166 I want to talk to you for a few minutes. 443 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,568 It's hard to do this, 444 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:52,871 But Courtney has the right In finding out that Scott was cheating on her. 445 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,907 And since I'm the one who knows the bad news, 446 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:57,209 I feel like I should be the one to tell her. 447 00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,846 I didn't want to talk to you inside in front of your brother. 448 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,448 Because I didn't want to embarrass you. 449 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,451 I've been thinking about telling you this for a long time, 450 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:09,088 So I don't want you to get angry or sad or anything. 451 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,155 Talk. 452 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:14,760 I was talking to Sissy. Because a friend of hers dated Scott, 453 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,195 A few months ago. 454 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:22,534 I know all this. 455 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:24,770 You don't know the time. 456 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,673 We weren't together, I know exactly what you're talking about. 457 00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:30,175 Did you know this all along? 458 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,478 Neither of us were committed to each other. 459 00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:34,480 This is old news. 460 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,849 I know all this. 461 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:39,852 My love and I communicate, my dear. 462 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:42,121 I was relieved by Scott. 463 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,256 And I feel embarrassed 464 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,492 - Because I criticized him harshly. - Maybe you should talk to him. 465 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:49,027 - I'm sure he... - You don't have to explain this to me. 466 00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:52,631 He doesn't owe me an explanation, I owe him an apology. 467 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:55,734 Maybe he thinks I'm strange. 468 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,336 - That's for sure. - Sorry. 469 00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,004 - It's okay. - Hug me, I love you. 470 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:02,774 This was good. 471 00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,743 - How did you look in front of the camera? - Fine. 472 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,212 -I was nervous and sweating... - Really? 473 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:08,647 I feel cold. 474 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,182 I know it's cold, but... 475 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:12,651 I think that's fine, now you don't have to To talk about that again. 476 00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,486 I'm done with this. 477 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,588 I don't want to hear that again. 478 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:18,657 I finished interviewing Tyra. 479 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:22,261 I think it's the only thing that will make me better It is shopping. 480 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,930 42 carats, $1.2 million. 481 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,131 This is not bad. 482 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,201 Would I be miserable if I bought it for myself? 483 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:31,403 Goodbye. 484 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,076 "Kim." 485 00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:39,878 What happened on "Tyra"? 486 00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,247 She is so cute and adorable. 487 00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:43,882 Made me feel comfortable. 488 00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,852 Kim did a good job under pressure. 489 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,955 She wanted to talk about the porn tape and... 490 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,557 She was trying to ask questions 491 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,825 Which I think others would want to know. 492 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,228 I will no longer carry the stigma 493 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,530 And let others remember something negative 494 00:19:58,597 --> 00:19:59,898 happened in my life 495 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,967 - I don't have to. - I agree with you. 496 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,269 I hope to replace it with many positives. 497 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,304 You should have said, 498 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,273 Tyra, wait till you see "Bruce's sex tape." 499 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:12,144 - Chloe waited for your hug. -Group hug. 500 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:15,147 Get your breasts away from me. 501 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,215 What a bitch you are. 502 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,386 In this season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians... 503 00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:26,391 Mom, there's a bitch taking care of your two kids. 504 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,527 - Kim, there's a spider on you. - Oh my God! 505 00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:32,931 This is very embarrassing. 506 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,499 Why am I being arrested? 507 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,501 What are you doing? 508 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,803 I will appear in Playboy. 509 00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:40,872 This is very beautiful. 510 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:42,774 Let's kiss each other first. 511 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:43,942 Dear... 512 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:46,812 Joe wants you girls to be the spokespeople 513 00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:48,046 In the name of the new bikini line. 514 00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,414 Does he know Bruce? 515 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,216 Hello everyone. 516 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,152 Why do you always lie to me like this? 517 00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:55,387 I swear I'm leaving. 518 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:56,955 It's all about you. 519 00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,523 You must leave the bastard. 520 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,425 You are definitely pregnant. 521 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,861 Dolce and I can handle everything. 522 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,797 I want you to be with me forever. 523 00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:06,999 Do you agree to marry me, my dear? 524 00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:08,367 She's trying to flatter me. 525 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:09,501 Isn't it? 526 00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:14,306 If you can bear with us, I swear it's the best achievement. 527 00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:17,576 This time we went straight To the FBI. 528 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,745 But it's my fault, you understand? 529 00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,513 Why were the FBI here? 530 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,449 Translation of "Wissam Nassef"